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CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.28 22:44:00 -
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I dont beleive you - the 'goo' in goons stands for good! |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.30 00:06:00 -
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Woo Glin wrote:I, for one, am ashamed to learn that there are people not only taking part in but also members of our leadership conding this behavior.
It's 'condoming', not 'conding'. jesus christ l2spell |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.09.30 00:24:00 -
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Woo Glin wrote:how are you not in amok. yet
who - me? |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.09.30 00:55:00 -
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Woo Glin wrote:Cheekything wrote:I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to
"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"
Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?
*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry:
'9.'
Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry:
'36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands .'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD
I dont get it |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.09.30 01:01:00 -
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Brooson wrote:Mr Sniger wrote:CATPAIN KIRK wrote:Woo Glin wrote:Cheekything wrote:I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to
"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"
Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?
*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.
--
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry:
'9.'
Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry:
'36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands .'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD I dont get it neither do i same There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.
maybe he also had 6x6 wrong - what an idot principle! |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.09.30 01:07:00 -
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Brooson wrote:CATPAIN KIRK wrote:Quote:
There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.
maybe he also had 6x6 wrong - what an idot principle! NOW THAT IS FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
it even gets funnier than that: I tought about it and actually cows have four long niples, so the teacher has long niples! Hahahahahahahahahaha! |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.09.30 01:19:00 -
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Brooson wrote:Stella SGP wrote:Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:You're like the Eve equivalent of an arsenist - you just want to watch other people's creations burn while you observe and **** yourself in the corner.
This is Eve. You're complaining about things in nullsec being a numbers game? Of course they are. Biggest most powerful team wins. Don't like it? Make friends until you have a bigger team. Or quit and play a game with instancing and limited party raids.
The goons are New Eden's id. They embody they impulsive, limitless fun that there is to be had in the game, whether it comes at others' expense or not. They pride themselves on pushing sandbox and metagaming to its limit. But that's pretty much what separates Eve from other games, the fact that they can do it and get away with it . This should not be news to you, or offend you.
I'm not really into the goons either - that's not my type of fun. But I will certainly defend their right to have it that way. Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b. I have no idea what a bj feels like....
From a calf, it feels like a pumkpin - just moving. |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.09.30 02:53:00 -
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Homo Erectus wrote:all the goons being fgts has sidelines the possibility of goons being fgts. it works
You call urself a homo wiht an erection and ur in a crop that denounces god.
SILENECE STATAN! |
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